Hah! Let me teach you a few things, city!

HOW TO BE GREAT LIKE ALICE B RABBIT
not that anyone can really be as magnificent as me even after this, but I'll allow you to come close to that.

I: Turn Chains into meat gravy! Those monsters will stay down after a good pounding or two. Only chickens run from them, so don't be a chicken.
II: Eat lots ( Read more... )

[ This is a distinctively feminine sounding grunt, and a flushed Alice who ends up knocking over the device. There are glasses around it, then a discarded coat joins it carelessly. There are muted voices - she's not alone in the room. ]

--nnnnngh. Too warm. What is this stupid place, anyway...?

[ Clearly tipsy, and obviously the coat belongs ( Read more... )